Compassion

We've all made our fair share of mistakes.  And we've had plenty of wrong done against us.  I always found I could forgive ANYONE quite nearly--except Tom Cruise... because he should be flogged with a tampon (fo' reals).  But when it came to extending myself a bit of grace, that was pretty much a NOPE NU-UH NOT GONNA DO IT kind of moment.

How do you forgive yourself for having hurt the ones you love???  And for getting yourself into some situations so bad you don't even remember how you got there???

MY FREAKING WORD HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN???

Because if you were friends with yourself during the hell, yeah you might have gotten irritated with "sick-you" and pry super ticked off and may have created distance, but considering what you've learned, if that person was your friggin' friend, you wouldn't drop them cold.  SURE--people that you THOUGHT were your friends did it to YOU.  BE YOUR OWN FRIEND--BE THE FRIEND YOU DESERVED DURING HELL.  And skip with your crazy self and play hopscotch or something.  

*I write this blog.  I promised 2 hours of doing stupid crap.  Drawing circles was my other option.  I REALLY LIKE DRAWING CIRCLES.

Forget "snooze"-- HIT RESET!

In a strange turn of events, things HAVE CHANGED.  Life since I'd begun writing the blog in 2008 (? according to some page I just looked at) has been a whirlwind of BETTER.  Granted, life still sucks.  SUCH IS LIFE, or c'est la vie or whatevs if you feel super important about your time spent in French class, or... ya know... BEING French.

Granted, for people that don't struggle with particular illnesses, the maxim I governed my crapstorm by may not be true but for whoever might be out there that has similar battles...

JUST GO TO SLEEP.  IT'LL BE BETTER WHEN YOU WAKE UP.

Poppy cock!  You may be tempted to say!  But research has shown that a "reset" takes place when you sleep.  You may be willing to give that moment to your friggin' phone, but are you kind enough to do it for yourself?

AA, NA, BA <--boobies anonymous

Saw this at work last summer.  Little man clearly has a drinking problem.  Can't hold his milk.

Reverend Beamer's Words To Live By

Do not just walk.  Do a lot of stopping.  Do a lot of sitting down for no reason just to look.  Do you look?  Did you see that the one goose is not a Canadian goose like the others?  I ponder these things.  I think: That goose is a friggin' retard.  Doesn't he see he doesn't belong?  And then I smile... and think about chasing the geese.  Especially the big white one.  He's a retard.  :D

HELLS YES

Some days suck.  But when you're this guy, every day is a friggin' fiesta.  Check out this spread peeps!  Yeah... y'all be hatin!!!  On a side note:  what is with all these girls that post on FB about "haters?"  No, honey you don't have haters because you are beautiful and everyone is jealous.  You're just a spiteful witch.  We aren't jealous.  We just can't stand you.  BUT!!!  Don't be hatin' on the sombrero hamster.  Dude's hamster wheel is probably in Dub rims.  BOOYAH.  That's how we roll up in here.

Beezer's BFF

So this is Reverend.  He has a host of things to say.  A unique opinion at every turn.  I wanted to introduce him to you because he is what made EVERYTHING CHANGE.  At the hands of ups and downs he has taught me none of what I expected to learn, and a ton of things I actually NEEDED to learn.

Just remember...