AA, NA, BA <--boobies anonymous

Saw this at work last summer.  Little man clearly has a drinking problem.  Can't hold his milk.

Reverend Beamer's Words To Live By

Do not just walk.  Do a lot of stopping.  Do a lot of sitting down for no reason just to look.  Do you look?  Did you see that the one goose is not a Canadian goose like the others?  I ponder these things.  I think: That goose is a friggin' retard.  Doesn't he see he doesn't belong?  And then I smile... and think about chasing the geese.  Especially the big white one.  He's a retard.  :D

HELLS YES

Some days suck.  But when you're this guy, every day is a friggin' fiesta.  Check out this spread peeps!  Yeah... y'all be hatin!!!  On a side note:  what is with all these girls that post on FB about "haters?"  No, honey you don't have haters because you are beautiful and everyone is jealous.  You're just a spiteful witch.  We aren't jealous.  We just can't stand you.  BUT!!!  Don't be hatin' on the sombrero hamster.  Dude's hamster wheel is probably in Dub rims.  BOOYAH.  That's how we roll up in here.

Beezer's BFF

So this is Reverend.  He has a host of things to say.  A unique opinion at every turn.  I wanted to introduce him to you because he is what made EVERYTHING CHANGE.  At the hands of ups and downs he has taught me none of what I expected to learn, and a ton of things I actually NEEDED to learn.